I drink too much Diet Coke. It’s become kind of a running joke at the house; my kid calls it “Mommy Juice,” which is probably better than the whole Mommy Juice Is Wine thing going around. It’s only cute the first couple times. At some point, you just need to call yourself an alcoholic. Anyway, Diet Coke is my vice. And I know, I know, that much caffeine isn’t good for my heart or my kidneys or my waistline, but it helps me get through the day. It's probably a not a good sign that I reach for a can when I get stressed or tired or bored, though. Anyway, this is to establish that it’s not unusual for Diet Coke cans to be rattling around near me and that I didn’t think a thing about it when there was a can on my desk at work. I just tossed it in the recycling and moved on with my day. I noticed it on the floor when I was heading out, so I tossed it in the recycling again. I’d probably just missed and then, like, missed that I missed, you know? I rememb...
Spooky/scary/al dente.